WHO WAS PHONE?!

A so-horrible-it's-amazing creepypasta which became a staple of /x/ and inspired countless variations. The phrase "who was phone" remains a favorite joke among /x/-philes.

The Pasta
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Original Version
(This version is far less known, but it apparently predates the above version.)

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have a dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?